Instigator of
Wise Cracks
Nate
Teresa
Stina
Amanda
The Schedule Savage
The Chaos Coordinator
Big Boss of the Whole Damn Thing
Jason B.
Trainer
Jeff K.
trainer
Ashley I.
Trainer
Josh S.
dietician
With our crew by your side, you can chillax
and
know we've got your back because 5 O'Clock Somewhere starts when we show up.
Our Team
Director of Emotional Support and Office Wellness
Haggie
Dixie
Dixie
Wookie
The Sunshine Specialist
The Lap Logistics Manager
The Guest Boss -AKA The Dominator
Jason B.
Trainer
Jeff K.
trainer
Ashley I.
Trainer
Josh S.
dietician
Meet the Real Bosses of the Studio
Because let’s be honest… nothing gets done around here without the approval of the Canine Command Crew.
The gentlest soul you’ll ever meet. Haggie specializes in intuitive snuggles, emotional regulation, and knowing exactly when it’s time for a break. May cry if not properly told goodbye. Definitely smarter than he looks — just kidding, he’s not. But he feels everything.
When Dixie visits, she runs the place. Fiercely loyal, intensely protective, and zero tolerance for slacking. Wookiee straightens up. Haggie gets nervous. We all just let her lead.
A literal ray of sunshine. Brings joy, giggles, and full-body wiggles. Shows up, spreads happiness, vanishes in a puff of boxer gas and love. Temporary hire, permanent mood booster.
Massive lap dog. Snuggle enthusiast with commitment issues. Growls lovingly during cuddles, scares himself daily, and knocks over at least one thing per week. He’s in charge of chaos and snuggles — in that order.
